When Jon Snow is sad, he’s feeling Jon Low.

When Jon Snow’s grass is too long, he needs to Jon Mow.

When Jon Snow rips his pants, he needs to Jon Sew.

When he walks with a lantern, he’s Jon Glow.

When he bakes, he makes Jon Dough.

When he hangs out with Sam, he’s Jon Bro.

When Jon Snow borrows money, he’s Jon Owe. 

During puberty, he was Jon Grow.

When his toilet’s clogged, you’ve got a Jon Overflow.

In the Night’s Watch, he’s Jon Crow.

He broke his vows, so they call him Jon Ho.

When Jon Snow is surprised, he’s Jon Whoa!

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*jon snow travels to outer space* 

aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard

(Source: nightfurys)

Once Upon a Time + Ned Stark’s bastard

(Source: wiwilime)